Like I always say crazy thing happens all the time, a man named Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic say him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley according to to police reports.

According to the Smoking Gun, Marshall has three precious convictions for either public indecency or disorderly conduct with a teddy bear.  This latest time he was hit with a disorderly conduct charge.  The Daily Mail notes that it’s unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.  Cracked explains that people who are aroused by teddy bears can be diagnosed with Ursusagalmatophilia.  “This is known as Plushophilia in some circles, although this term includes and stuffed animal and is not specific to teddy bears

lol this is so funny and crazy mehn