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Different types of slap – Abeg no try am with anybody

(1) TAKE AWAY SLAP:- When a girl gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away..that is take away slap.

(2) RESOUNDING SLAP:- That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing..some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii!
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(3) FORMATTING SLAP:- That is the slap that makes someone to forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like “what did I do?

(4) EXPLANATION SLAP:- When a girl or a boy gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BROS SHEY U BEEN DEY WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O.

(5) FIX DEPOSIT SLAP:- when you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where u are and watch the girl walk away

(6) RHETORICAL SLAP:- The moment you download the slap..you start asking question that doesn’t need reply..like JOHN, YOU SLAPED ME ?

(7).SWEET SLAP.:This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether it is painful or not.U start blushing like a fool.

(8). MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you’ the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.

(9). LANGUAGE SLAP When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s given to you all of a sudden) when you be able to speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all together.

(10). Have you ever received a slap, and seconds later. .you’re not sure of where you are, what you are, what you are doing at that particular moment, your name. .then you start going to the wrong direction of your home . .

I tell you fellow brethren. .Yoruba Women give the best slaps ever